Absolutely Wrecked
Absolutely Wrecked
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You crept out of the sack this morning feeling like a bag of dicks. The {reason is clear|situation is obvious. You are screwed. Your existence is in shambles. You {tried toignore it, but the {truth|damn facts hit you like a train wreck. This shit is intense. There's no escape hatch in sight. You are beyond repair.
- Whatever
- Seriously, just read the list
Fucking and Destroyed
This bastard really screwed this time. He thought he could pull it off, but now he's deep in shit. Looks like his cover is blown. He's gonna be paying the piper for this one.
- Facing him right.
- Karma is a motherfucker.
- Think he learned his lesson.
Let this be a warning to all you punks out there: don't go too far. You'll get caught eventually.
Spiraling Outta Control, Fucked Up Bad completely
Man, things are going south. I'm so screwed right now, it's not even a joke. I tried to fix this whole mess, but it just exploded out of my hands. Now I'm drowning in a sea of disaster, and I don't know how to getback on track.
- I need to chill before I snap.
- Perhaps tomorrow will be better.
Wrecked My Life Up
Dude, I swear this shit has totally/completely/absolutely messed me up. Like, literally, things are just going downhill/a dumpster fire/worse than ever. I'm stressed out/losing it/on the verge of a breakdown 24/7, and I don't even know how to fix this/cope with this/get out of this mess. It feels like everything I do just ends in disaster. Maybe I should just give up/throw in the towel/call it quits.
- I'm so tired of this/
- Help me!/I need a break!
- What am I going to do?/How did I get here?
Experiencing That Fucked Existence
Dude, this whole shit is just a giant clusterfuck, you know? Like, every day's a battle against frustration, and check here the only real escape is another hit of that good whatever. You gotta survive through the bullshit, struggle your way to the next paycheck, then rinse and repeat. Reality is a harsh mistress, but at least it keeps shit interesting, right?
So Damn Fucked Right Now
I'm dead inside, man. Things are just a steaming pile. I feel like I'm drowning. It's all beyond belief. This whole situation is making me want to scream. I just need a damn vacation and maybe some luck.
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